dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
when white readers get mad that i capitalize Black in my essays………….
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
cute boy: *drops something*
me: i’ll get that for you
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”