I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now
this was a terrible idea
Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.
this shirt from dave the barbarian really speaks to me
when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up
why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*